I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
Camembert!
Gummi bears.)
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
The white bear, because it's polar
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
A bear-icade
She was a preacher.
The Bear Glare.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Digest Readers.
Claude
A bear faced lyre!
Be born in China.
Cannibals.
They were all born on holidays.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Inmates
Maulbec
Diego
He would have made a gas car
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
A bouncing baby boa!
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They like to run around in their bear feet.
I'LL BE BACH*
A gristly bear.
The Chosen Juan.
Polaroids.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
B.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
A bearl roll.
A bi-polar bear.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
Doris' day.
In the noobula
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Same middle name!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Baby universe was born.
The bear minimum
A gummy bear!
Fur protection.
Because seven times seven was odd
Because they were Miners...
A leek.
Are you vegan?
It's only check, mate
He has a no-trade Claus
A bad news bear
Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.
Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Jokes reposts
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
