They like to express the right to bear arms.
A Chicago Bear
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
Camembert!
Gummi bears.)
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
The white bear, because it's polar
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
A bear-icade
She was a preacher.
The Bear Glare.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Digest Readers.
Claude
A bear faced lyre!
Be born in China.
Cannibals.
They were all born on holidays.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Inmates
Maulbec
Diego
He would have made a gas car
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
A bouncing baby boa!
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They like to run around in their bear feet.
I'LL BE BACH*
A gristly bear.
The Chosen Juan.
Polaroids.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
B.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
A bearl roll.
Son of a Bith!
A bi-polar bear.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
Doris' day.
In the noobula
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Same middle name!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Baby universe was born.
The bear minimum
A gummy bear!
Fur protection.
Cancer
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He didn't have the guts
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Bear
They've got no Seoul.
Earth wind and fire
Tweet!
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Spine
Take the s off.
A sideways seven.
You hit rock bottom!
They Rocked their doors.
