Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Need to know ASAP.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
All of them.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
One Brazillion.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None cuz it's already lit af
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
CHANGE!
None that's a hardware problem
I don't know... it keeps changing.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Let's go ride bikes!
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Cos they are afraid of Sin
Faithbook
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
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Literally dozens.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Need for speed.
None, they only screw playoff games.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Just a little before Eve
Aight I'll calcu-lata
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
