There are skidmarks before the dog.
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Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Because the chicken was having a day off!
To be on the safe side!
A road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
A psycho-path.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Chicks are for kids!
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
A pair of ducks.
The hunger games
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
It can look round.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
