Because they'd Russia lot
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She has it bronzed.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
So I punched him in the head.
Society.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
4-year-old: I won.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Turn off the lights.
A well 'aardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
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Whoever wins...we lose.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
She soldered on.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
It was won by a hare!
Everything gets recycled.
Their odds of winning are the same
He has so many Bishops!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
A crocodile. -You won!
Good jab.
The champire!
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
I met a knight
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
The guy with the bulge in his sock...
Red, because it runs the most.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
So they could win one.
Having legs!
I've banana roll lately.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
He took a short cut.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It ran out of juice.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
There was bad beef between them
Recalculating route.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
A very wet sense of humor
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Orange is the New Black
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Sure, Bert!
When somebody asks for a raise
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Bananananananananana
Welsh Fargo......gramps made me do it.
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
