I am not a cook
They pull out on time.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Time to get it fixed.
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Quantum Mechanics.
Tennish!
She wanted to be on time.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
I believe in peace in our time
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Time to get a new car.
Whacks on, whacks off.
B-2 school on time!
Because his watch has ended.
Because they philos all the time!
Aight I'll calcu-lata
Tennish
Shhhhhhh.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
When European.
Tooth-hurty!
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
You're my brother in arms!
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
He was just stalin for time
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A clockshund!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A waist of time.
I don't know... it keeps changing.
So time would fly.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A writers' block
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Gorge-ous
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Kappatalism
E-gypt
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Its Lamb
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Bring on their subs!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
