In the gutter!
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Coffee Mug
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
My nailses
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A horse with his eyes closed!
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Neighbor
Brushing your teeth!
They end every statement with init
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Firetruck
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Call B52
Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.
Ending them.
Ramen.
A fork
They never stop to ask directions.
A howler monkey.
And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
A coconut!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
The end of season 5.
Because his watch has ended.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Ohio.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Aunt.
In a cacti!
The www.izard of Oz.
They want to make ends meet.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
The end of DayZ
Parole.
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
It ended in a tie.
It deep ends.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Their P is silent.
It swept with his girlfriend
Their knee.
Russell!
A new last name
You wave!
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
There was some money in the kitty!
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Timing.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
It didn't make cents
