I have made a grave mistake.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
To give the ants a chance.
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
A receding HARE line!
He can't, it's impawsible.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
A condescending con descending.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
A human.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They promised freaky fast delivery
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
It lost its contacts.
Hello ladies.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Santa walking backwards.
Colin Thecond
Dead walkers
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Disappointed.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
One must simply walk into a bar
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He takes the psychopath.
A receding hare line.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Jerry's kids.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Close the door.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
This place rocks!
Noe(L)...no "L"
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A cross walk
You don't, you pick it up.
State joke) A New Hampshire
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because umbrellas can't walk
Good morning, ladies!
Then I can bang other chicks
Because they can't walk, hardly.
AU, get outta here!
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
A chair.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Anytime he wants to go.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Walks away*
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
Can I please get a drink
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
A walk.
Because it's too far to walk.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He goes nowhere.
They couldn't find a table.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
Try some sparkly earrings.
Dam!
Cause she ran away from the ball
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Cosecant
Hard cheese.
With a mouse warming party!
He wanted to find Pluto!
Because he's not a planet.
Cannibals.
Hello world!
New gloves for the cold days
Christmas Adam
Walk-a Walk-a
Llamaste.
