A walk.
Because it's too far to walk.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He goes nowhere.
They couldn't find a table.
A Brussian.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Apple the door myself!
A kiwi!
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
I aint no Valhalla back girl.
The rest of them will write Perl
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
Chutney.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Because they're full of spirits.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
A counter reformation.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
They ketchup.