One must simply walk into a bar
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He takes the psychopath.
A receding hare line.
Jerry's kids.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Close the door.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
This place rocks!
Noe(L)...no "L"
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A cross walk
You don't, you pick it up.
State joke) A New Hampshire
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because umbrellas can't walk
Good morning, ladies!
Because they can't walk, hardly.
AU, get outta here!
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A chair.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Anytime he wants to go.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Walks away*
Can I please get a drink
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
A walk.
Because it's too far to walk.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
He goes nowhere.
They couldn't find a table.
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Because it has four A's and one B.
A "C" gull!
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Nothing. She's already been told.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
