Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
I'm walkin' here!
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A dead bird
It uses a plant stand.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Half a centipede.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
A cow walking backwards!
Chickpea
They're listening to duckstep!
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A meanderthal
What's tomato with you!
Half a centipede!
A receding hare line.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Odor in the court!!!
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Condescending
Bonjour.*
Because umbrellas cant walk.
You've walked out of wife
I Expectsum Patronum
Because they lactose. Moo
OH SNaP!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Santa walking backwards.
Gopher a walk.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Sir, this is a liquor store.
A dead duck.
Dunn Walking!!!
Ok you 2 dont start anything
You don't want to look down.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
The Weasley twins
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
This place feels earie.
Fred and George Weasley.
An acrocat!
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
To render the building on the other side.
Because it's their Michonne.
Arrrr-thritis
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Walks home.
A condescending con descending.
Extroverted
He walked into a bar.
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Cause he can only move diagonally
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
A Roman Catholic.
I have made a grave mistake.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
To give the ants a chance.
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
A receding HARE line!
He can't, it's impawsible.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
A human.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They promised freaky fast delivery
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
It lost its contacts.
Hello ladies.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Colin Thecond
Dead walkers
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They would steal all the boos.
Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
An emo-g
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
An octopuss!
Half-a-dog!
Because it's wal-mart.
Batman can go to a store without robin.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
The Easter Barney!
M'rauders Map
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.
