Odor in the court!!!
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Condescending
Bonjour.*
Because umbrellas cant walk.
I Expectsum Patronum
Because they lactose. Moo
OH SNaP!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Santa walking backwards.
Gopher a walk.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Sir, this is a liquor store.
Ok you 2 dont start anything
A receding hare line.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!
The Weasley twins
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
This place feels earie.
Fred and George Weasley.
An acrocat!
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
To render the building on the other side.
Because it's their Michonne.
Arrrr-thritis
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Walks home.
A condescending con descending.
Extroverted
He walked into a bar.
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Cause he can only move diagonally
A Roman Catholic.
I have made a grave mistake.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
To give the ants a chance.
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
A receding HARE line!
He can't, it's impawsible.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
A human.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They promised freaky fast delivery
It lost its contacts.
Hello ladies.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Colin Thecond
Dead walkers
Disappointed.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
One must simply walk into a bar
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He takes the psychopath.
Jerry's kids.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Close the door.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
This place rocks!
Noe(L)...no "L"
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A cross walk
You don't, you pick it up.
State joke) A New Hampshire
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because umbrellas can't walk
Good morning, ladies!
Because they can't walk, hardly.
AU, get outta here!
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A chair.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Anytime he wants to go.
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
Walks away*
Can I please get a drink
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
Want to date hot Russians!
He didn't use enough force...
They have in-door fins
They both said they were just going to the store
Hispantry
Because B's go after them!
Wasabi?
They just get hammered.
This is not a drill.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
Two pirates
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Nothing, you've already told her.
