Because why emcee, eh
One good turn deserves another.
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Present Alms!
Turn Down for What!
Turned down 4 watt
Because he had lime disease
Namaste home tonight.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
You're turning me on!
When it's turned into the teacher.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
They blow when they get turned on.
It's my turn.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Because it saw the salad dressing
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
You turn me on.
He turns off the PlayStation.
He was turning things over in his mind.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
A marriage certificate.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
The light's witch!
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Europe
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
I ain't no snitch.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
A cow.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
When he turns into his cage!
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He couldn't see himself doing it
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
A jelly baby.
Because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Britney Spears
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Adeline extra to the letter!
By Bony Express.
A firequacker.
A duck
The Logo.
Kurt and Rod
Because he's.
Swine flu
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
