When he turns his cow to pasture.
He French-kissed a power outlet
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
She was having Disney spells.
A turn up
You debunk it.
Give her a shovel...
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Allahu Ackbar!**
She turned it over and used the other side.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Be careful with whom you chose
They turn the stool upside down
By seducing it
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
I'm turning over a new leaf.
You bust a nut
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A turn-up
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Turn it around.
4 brunettes
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Marry her.
Turn on their windshield vipers.
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Because why emcee, eh
One good turn deserves another.
He couldn't see himself doing the work
A down comforter.
Present Alms!
Turn Down for What!
Turned down 4 watt
Because he had lime disease
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Namaste home tonight.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
You're turning me on!
When it's turned into the teacher.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
They blow when they get turned on.
It's my turn.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
My shower gets turned on by me.
Because it saw the salad dressing
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
You turn me on.
He turns off the PlayStation.
He was turning things over in his mind.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A marriage certificate.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
The light's witch!
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Europe
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
I ain't no snitch.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
A cow.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
When he turns into his cage!
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He couldn't see himself doing it
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
I couldn’t turn it down.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Canadians became *penniless*
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)
Shellular*, of course...
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Because it's always black and white.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Antelopes.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
She laid a sidewalk!
Croatia!
Turn toward your side!
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
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