Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
He turns off his Xbox.
A frog in a blender
Because it saw the salad dressing
Give her a shovel.
You turn off your playstation.
Turn off the Playstation.
Turns over a new leaf!
You boil the hell out of it.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Marry her.
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
You add 24 carats!
A nun with a javelin through her head.
To turn the blinker off.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
He can turn fruits to vegetables
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
Rap Music
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The night before a test.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Baaaaasalt
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Gun hangs head & turns around
Leave it in the cow.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Drink it
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
He turns off his xbox.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because it was turned on!
Me: I turned 13....
Turn Rachmanin off.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
He just beetled off!
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
It's morphine time!
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
The turn signals.
Give him the sheet music.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
They both turn "o" into "O".
You mootilate it.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Turn on the water.
At some point they turned into Mummys
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
AArrrRP
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Grade A!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
You turn off the lights.
It turned into a field
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Because why MC, eh
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
When he turns his cow to pasture.
He French-kissed a power outlet
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
She was having Disney spells.
A turn up
You debunk it.
Give her a shovel...
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
She turned it over and used the other side.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
They turn the stool upside down
I'm turning over a new leaf.
You bust a nut
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A turn-up
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Turn it around.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Turn on their windshield vipers.
Harambe
I'm font of you.
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
So they know where to stop shaving
Looking for Jobs.
They are both dead...
They both have wet noses.
The roof is on fire.
Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.
Because he was Russian
Two letters.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
