Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Hand her a shovel
They turn off their Xbox.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
Give him sheet music.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Marry it
They turn out the lights.
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Give her a shovel!
In the Sith grade.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
He turns off his Xbox.
A frog in a blender
Because it saw the salad dressing
Give her a shovel.
You turn off your playstation.
Turn off the Playstation.
Turns over a new leaf!
You boil the hell out of it.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Marry her.
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
You add 24 carats!
A nun with a javelin through her head.
To turn the blinker off.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
He can turn fruits to vegetables
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
Rap Music
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The night before a test.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Baaaaasalt
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Gun hangs head & turns around
Leave it in the cow.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Drink it
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
He turns off his xbox.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because it was turned on!
Me: I turned 13....
Turn Rachmanin off.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
Marry her!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
He just beetled off!
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
It's morphine time!
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
The turn signals.
Give him the sheet music.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
They both turn "o" into "O".
You mootilate it.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Turn on the water.
At some point they turned into Mummys
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
AArrrRP
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Grade A!
I know how to turn a PC on.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!
You turn off the lights.
It turned into a field
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Because why MC, eh
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because he only had 12 followers.
A velocirapture
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Swine flu
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Cook them in the microwave
A baby in the microwave
Pokemon Go always goes down on me
Old Bay.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
