He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
He thought they had delivery service.
The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".
I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!
Because they were Wright.
I think therefore I Amazon
His answer: "My mom."
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
I'm not a big fan.
He thought he was melting.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
It's a Nicki Mirage.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They think therefore they arrr
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
I think I could pull it off
They're radical.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
I think we're in sink.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Hey, I think he moved.
They think they are in a pickle.
I'm all forum.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Mr. Bus (think about it)
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
He kind of blew
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A. A power failure.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
She thought he was too controlling.
She thought it was Diet Coke.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
I don't think they'll fit me.
Because he's never Finnish.
Nyetflix!
Guy: I don't remember.
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
Urine big trouble...
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
You take the "F" out of way.
They kept Stalin.
They kept Stalin around.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
By Bony Express.
A Snapping Turtle
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
