Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
He thought they were a delivery service
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Mentally in-stable.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
To e or not to e that is the question.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Don't look down.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
He found his pair a' dice!
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
A little elbow grease just thought of this one
Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...
Help, I think I'm in glove".
We do.
AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because people might think you have a stutter.
Because white space matters.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
You have a broken finger!
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
He's a keeper
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Dino what you're thinking.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
I think I'm gonna crash
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Knightley.
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Some people think God is real.
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
He thinks to himself.
Bruce Wayne.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
I think they all white.
Insomnia
Kid: "Sorry," I think
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Conversation
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
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Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Capital letters.
Sup G
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
Because it said "CONCENTRATE"
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
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You're an odd fellow
You can hear their brooms tick!
They heard it was a Superfund site.
