AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because people might think you have a stutter.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
You have a broken finger!
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
He's a keeper
Because she thought everybody loved her.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Dino what you're thinking.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
I think I'm gonna crash
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Knightley.
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
But then I think "What would I do without them "
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Bruce Wayne.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
I think they all white.
Insomnia
Kid: "Sorry," I think
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Conversation
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
She thought her maxi pad had wings
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
In a moooo-tel.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
A nail gun
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
A little bit tacky.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Like a glove.
They though it was Riel funny!
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He thought he was melting.
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Decomposing.
I think this is a set up!
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
I think I could use a Han here.
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
One has cubs
The past tense of "moo"!
A midwife crisis
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
To crunch numbers.
The of the Beast.
Grade 1.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
The X-Men
Black mail!
For persistent fowl play!
A PDFile
He was an excellent conductor
