Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Thinking you are following someone.
I think you're condensating for something.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
She thought it was diet coke.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
They couldn't be further from my mind.
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
He thought the bond was ironic.
They think outside the box.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
It's a never ending story.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
Respectacle
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
So we can think about a solution in silence
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
A cub reporter.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
No connection
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
They are just OFF-full
I think we should sea otter people.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
A thought.
Altright, altright, altright
Sat down!
Gun hangs head & turns around
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
By thinking outside the bawks.
Because he was a VI KING.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
They whip cream!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
He thought they were a delivery service
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Mentally in-stable.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
To e or not to e that is the question.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Don't look down.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
He found his pair a' dice!
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...
Help, I think I'm in glove".
We do.
AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because people might think you have a stutter.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Fire truck.
FIRETRUCK.
To pick up some chicks.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Muenster.
Denim, denim, denim.
Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
A "no one will ever believe me".
To remind them why there's no money in it
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
You don't call it, you pick it up.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
He was waxing lyrical!
