Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
I think I'm coming down with something.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Exchange him.
Think about it.
Fangtastic!
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
When the power goes off.
I think I'll just hang around.
Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Because he thought he was melting.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Eh.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because "6, 7 ate".
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
It was the Bain of his existence.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
OC I think I'm feeling C6
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
He thought they had delivery service.
Because they were Wright.
I think therefore I Amazon
His answer: "My mom."
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
I'm not a big fan.
He thought he was melting.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
It's a Nicki Mirage.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
They think therefore they arrr
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
I think I could pull it off
They're radical.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
I think we're in sink.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Hey, I think he moved.
They think they are in a pickle.
I'm all forum.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Mr. Bus (think about it)
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
He kind of blew
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A power failure.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
She thought he was too controlling.
She thought it was Diet Coke.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
I don't think they'll fit me.
Nyetflix!
Nyetflix.
Russia kept Stalin it
He was just stalin for time
The Iforgotto
People just seem to find them vial!
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Her natalie
The Crimea River
To be put out.
Kurt and Rod
Depressed
