I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
A nail gun
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
A little bit tacky.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Like a glove.
They though it was Riel funny!
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
He thought he was melting.
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Decomposing.
I think this is a set up!
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
I think I could use a Han here.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
I think I'm coming down with something.
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Exchange him.
Think about it.
Fangtastic!
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
When the power goes off.
I think I'll just hang around.
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
Because he thought he was melting.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Eh.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because "6, 7 ate".
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
It was the Bain of his existence.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Because now I know and I am horrified.
OC I think I'm feeling C6
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The soviet Onion
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Long time no sea.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
Three swallows!
Putin: "Turkey"
He was Russian.
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
A migraine.
