Attire.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Because Chernobyl fall out
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Loafers!
The Lone Aardvark!
Because he wanted to look mptnt
A Jersey.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
To keep their ankles warm.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
Jim shorts.
For his armies
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
Loafers.
Pig's tie!
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
She was charged with rustling!
Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
I think I could pull it off
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
A tea-shirt.
Mash-scara!
Because they're pirots!
To keep their pants up.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A zebra!
Brute.
Flip-Flips.
An Asgard.
Speedos!
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Because Chernobyl fallout
It's a members-only jacket.
To keep her head warm.
He likes to go... bearfoot!
Denim denim denim.....
She was wearing no turn on red.:
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Because they have electric 'eels!
Preppy le Pew
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Because they don't C#.
Boo jeans.
To hold his pants up.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because they see sharp.
Algae-bra.
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
A boyfriend.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
HINDsight
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
Ulta Magnus!
Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you
What's fastest thing in the world?
Buzz.....
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Paypal
You know you want it, Honey
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
