Yeah you like that you dirty pore
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
A) Usually about 6 months.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
No MAN'S sky!
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
She was looking in Alderaan places.
I love Satan
Folding money.
She hits women
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Because they love torrents.
Neptunes!
Opens the car door.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Everybody loves Ramen.
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
They're pro-teen!
He loves major keys.
Candace with love!
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Sunflower.
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
I love you, boo!!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
The Swallow.
The Moona Lisa!
They're purr-fect!
He pined everyday.
A tender loving hare.
They show possession.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Wai fu.
Let me count the ways... Five.
He loves a good happy ending
Because you always heart the one you love.
I love you for your inner beauty.
Spit Swallow Gargle
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
It has a special place in their hearts
I love the pokey, mon.
Because he's Indie!
Driver: I love to travel.
Ronald MacAardvark!
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
They multiply!
Because Love means nothing to them.
You're dead to me
The boogieman.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
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It's the only way they can get love.
Michael Jackson
He loves his pot.
Random Dude: [...💘]
A stega-snore-us.
Because he said he loves miso.
Because he loves miso
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Because he was dead
He kilt himself
Tulips.
Because Bs like flowers.
For Harambe.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
He kept coffin
Sir, this is a coffin.
They had pith helmets.
Some old stuff just got dug up
