To give the ants a chance.
A man holding an aardvark.
Nirvana
Irene
Four guys watching a baseball game.
A pair of legs.
Because the cow has the udder
A raisin
Eileen.
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Shorty's growin a beard.
Bob
An army.
Matt
He wanted to have webbed feet.
To keep here legs closed.
A horse and rider.
A horse.
A horse with his eyes closed!
Half a cat
A cookie
Names.
A taxi
A statue of a dog!
Amputee
A 3 legged cow
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Nothing they've never met.
A crocodile. -You won!
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
You don't, you pick it up.
Three swallows!
It thighs.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
Bob.
His leg was in a cast.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
It didn t have any legs.
No idea.
Follow the slime trail.
Noob.
A chair.
Having legs!
Russel
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
2nd base.
Ground beef!
A cloud.
The Age Of Ultron.
They use Bootox.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Abort - Bort - Bort!
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
He nose what he's doing
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Croakaine
Fred and George Weasley.
His reflection.
Weasley twins are 50% off
The Weasley twins
Your moms place of employment
His answer: "My mom."
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
