Leg Jokes

A man holding an aardvark.

Four guys watching a baseball game.

A pair of legs.

Because the cow has the udder

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Shorty's growin a beard.

He wanted to have webbed feet.

To keep here legs closed.

A horse and rider.

A horse with his eyes closed!

A statue of a dog!

A 3 legged cow

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Nothing they've never met.

A crocodile. -You won!

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

You don't, you pick it up.

Three swallows!

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

His leg was in a cast.

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

It didn t have any legs.

Follow the slime trail.

Having legs!

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Ground beef!

A transparent ()

The Weasley twins

Weasley twins are 50% off

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Jesus in a submarine.

Because Day tripped him.

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Because 9, 8, 7....

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Half of a cat.

He gets the cold shoulder.

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

They are both unlike radicals.

Leg Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

Birthday State of Mind

What has two heads and six legs?

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

What do you call a spider with no legs?

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

What did one leg say to the other?

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a cookie without legs?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

What has four legs but doesn't move?

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

How do you teach a girl math?

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

What has four legs and goes meow?

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

What has two legs and red all over?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

What has no eyes and four legs?

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

How do you find a girl with no legs?

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

What has four legs but can't walk?

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

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