Matt
Where you left it
One leg is both the same.
He is alright, but one sided!
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
They're both leg ends.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
A cow with a cold.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
An arm and a leg.
A dead bird.
A yardstick.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Revolver Camelot!
Because the cow has the udder
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Cancer.
You don't, you go and grab him.
Limp Biscuit.
Two pirates
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
League of Leg ends.
Matt. Others:
Names.
Lean Beef.
A door.
A paradox
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
Bob.
If you break a leg, you get cast
You don't call it, you pick it up.
Half a cat
A leg.
It ends.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Half a dog
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
You take him for a drag.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
A cloud.
A zebra with a private jet.
Sparky
Having legs.....
Tony.
Bob
Russel.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Russell.
Names
Legs
A groundhog
Having legs.
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Rustle
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Sparky.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
Bob Barker
Hop in
Half a dog!
Nothing... They've never met
Sparkie.
Cancer
They're over two feet
Legs.
Pandapalegic
Russel
Half a centipede.
A sentrypede.
Steak.
A cow walking backwards!
She has no legs
An octopuss!
Curt 'n Rod
Chester.
Because eggs were going up!
They have no legs to pull!
Weasley twins are 50% off
The Weasley twins
Trap
Hulk ash!
Anything you want. He can't hear you.
You probably haven't heard it.
Deterrent.
They're not infallible
You guys have no life!
My life (..)
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
I need space.
