Matt
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Where you left it
One leg is both the same.
To stop getting confused as feminists
He is alright, but one sided!
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Rare.
Tri-tip.
Legs. Spread the word.
They're both leg ends.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
It cost an arm and a leg
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
A cow with a cold.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Because they're so white the can't dance.
Bobby
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
Half a cheetah.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
An arm and a leg.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
A dead bird.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A yardstick.
Bob.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
An attack dog in a preschool.
The hypotenuse.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Revolver Camelot!
Because the cow has the udder
30 a week poorer.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
With no legs.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Limbitless
Cancer.
You don't you go and grab him
Skip
Limp Biscuit.
Two pirates
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
League of Leg ends.
Matt. Others:
Names.
Your mother!
Lean Beef.
A door.
A paradox
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
If you break a leg, you get cast
Bernie.
He had no leg to stand on.
You don't call it, you pick it up.
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
Half a cat
A leg.
It ends.
What has a foot but no legs?
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Half a dog
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
You take him for a drag.
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
Names
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
A cloud.
A zebra with a private jet.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.
Sparky
She's got no legs.
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
Having legs.....
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Tony.
Russel.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Russell.
Half a dog Derek, s01e05
Legs
A groundhog
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Bob
Def Leppard
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
Lean beef.
That's how he mustard the troops.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
Because he likes to Count.
By counting Kylereese.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Dude, your is hanging out
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Fred and George Weasley.
