Leg Jokes

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Cross your legs

She had no legs.

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Unfortunate.

A short woman trying like hell.

They're over two feet

Pandapalegic

Mike Tyson's dog.

An arm and a leg.

Half a centipede.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

A sentrypede.

A cow walking backwards!

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

She has no legs

An octopuss!

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Because eggs were going up!

They have no legs to pull!

A mountain gloat.

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Kurt and Rod

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Chimney Cricket!

Because they lactose. Moo

The handycap.

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Limp Biscuit

A happy pit bull.

A dead duck.

Guy who collects legs.

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

The Weasley twins

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

She fell out of the tree.

A Rottweiler in a playground.

An Easter bunnet!

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Two chickens and a goat.

Having legs...

An arms race.

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

A happy bear!

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

To give the ants a chance.

Fred and George Weasley.

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

A gorilla pooped on his face.

One had to P.

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

A one night stand with Jesus

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Give them a hand!

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

What do you call a man on your porch?

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

What do you call a blind buck?

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

What's red and has two legs?

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

What's white and crawls up your leg?

What has got two legs and bleeds?

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

What has bottom on the top?

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

What's got four legs and no ears?

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

What do you call a cow with one leg?

What has 2 heads and six legs?

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

What is Mary short for?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Why are snakes hard to fool?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

How many legs does the dog have?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

What mouse has two legs?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

What has four legs and an arm?

What has two legs but can't walk?

What do you call a fox with one leg?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

What has two arms and 14 legs?

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?