5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Because they change theirs more often
No, Woman, no pie.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
They could get chapped lips!
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
A positive side....
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
They both got their fur low.
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Nun.
Because it was a total rip-off.
Patty
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
I really just want to know.
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Mrs Hawking
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
Seeing her box.
Because I ran
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
She couldn't find the Dior
Cos they're playas.
Full speed ahead
A $20 bill
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
It doesn't need cleaning.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
It depends on the age.
The Garden of Eden
Women should be first.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
They blow when they get turned on.
To give their kids a wide birth.
You skip the flat ones.
They both distrust men.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Women have been around for 100,000 years
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
To feed her nightmare.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because women are at the wheel.
Folding money.
She hits women
No, wait.
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Women Say the Darndest Things
None, both are collect in a field.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
Because nobody is looking for them.
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Friends.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Aunt.
She was charged with rustling!
Married.
This could use some salt.
Because they want to.
Nice tooth.
FeMail.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
A battery has a positive side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Annette!
Wedding rings
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Because they're in continents.
On duty
Help me! I've been a-salted!
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Laundry.
Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Bawdy wash.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Because Love means nothing to them.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Rest in **police**.
