They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
Nun.
Because it was a total rip-off.
Patty
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
I really just want to know.
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Mrs Hawking
Seeing her box.
Because I ran
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
She couldn't find the Dior
Cos they're playas.
Full speed ahead
A $20 bill
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
It doesn't need cleaning.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
It depends on the age.
The Garden of Eden
Women should be first.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
To give their kids a wide birth.
You skip the flat ones.
They both distrust men.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
To feed her nightmare.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Because women are at the wheel.
Folding money.
She hits women
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Women Say the Darndest Things
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
Because nobody is looking for them.
They do it right first time.
Because she nailed that Solo.
Friends.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Aunt.
She was charged with rustling!
Married.
Because they want to.
Nice tooth.
FeMail.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
A battery has a positive side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Annette!
Wedding rings
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
A Police Officer
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
It's an emulsive lyer.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
You get Halo-tosis.
The third grade.
An astronaut.
Your so fly man
Stop talking in secret code.
9 mouths
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
He had swine flu
I've been framed!
