You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
Russell!
It gets Dhaka
Kristall nacht
A blonde serves more people in a night.
The Broncos' center
With an electorate blanket.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Yo mama last night bro.
Your grandma's Jaws
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Prom night.
A Rastapartying
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
To the h-bar
An Airbus A320.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
So they can see where they are going
CuNO3!
TO SHLEEP!
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
So they have something to do at night.
A one night stand with Jesus
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He nuts and bolts.
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Fry-by-night!
Count star.
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
No problem, He sleeps at night.
He falls off
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Sleep at night
Numchucks.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nut and bolt
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
They go Bar Hopping!...
A starfish!
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
She went to sea a movie.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
He went at night.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because he was resisting a rest.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
A tiger moth!
Beef Jerkey
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A humpty-dumpty!
Because her hips won't lie.
Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.
A landmine.
Nocturtle
A football match.......
To the moovies.
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
Have a pigjama party!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Morgue Attendant
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
You pop up all night.
He used a skeleton key.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
The slaughter house
Bronto-snore-us!
I woke up exhausted!
They come out at night!
Salvador Deli
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Cherry-atric
A Tourist!
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
They both slowly remove clogs.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
Don't worry, he'll tell you
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
A good Friday
He spent all day gargoyling.
About a day.
