They go Bar Hopping!...
A starfish!
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
She went to sea a movie.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
He went at night.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because he was resisting a rest.
A tiger moth!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because her hips won't lie.
A landmine.
Nocturtle
A football match.......
To the moovies.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Have a pigjama party!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Morgue Attendant
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
He used a skeleton key.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Bronto-snore-us!
I woke up exhausted!
They come out at night!
Gouda Hell.
Sin language
It was out standing in its field!
Ask them what OP stands for.
JUST-ICE
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Tsunami
Because they fight knights!
A knight in Charmin armor.
You rocket
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
A lager
