Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
So they have something to do at night.
A one night stand with Jesus
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
He nuts and bolts.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Fry-by-night!
Count star.
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
No problem, He sleeps at night.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Sleep at night
Numchucks.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
They go Bar Hopping!...
A starfish!
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
She went to sea a movie.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
He went at night.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because he was resisting a rest.
A tiger moth!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because her hips won't lie.
A landmine.
Nocturtle
A football match.......
To the moovies.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Have a pigjama party!
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Morgue Attendant
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
He used a skeleton key.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Bronto-snore-us!
I woke up exhausted!
They come out at night!
I think I could use a Han here.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Cos sin
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
Go Outside
Some nights, I don't know.
The Hydraulic Press
TL;DR
Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Bettas
With Google chromosome+
He heard they had PIE.
A midwife crisis.
He tractor down
I used to love tractors
