Attire.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He met the grill of his dreams.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Jack
Bernie.
You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
An extractor fan!
I'm holding Time Square!
Neither of them are ever right.
A mental hospital.
Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Because women are at the wheel.
Attire
Fire in the hole!
He will B flat
Because he was often scratched!
By looking out the kitchen window.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
They do it right first time.
It's a sphere.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Friends.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Bonds mature.
All over.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
A seasoned traveller.
I Apollo-gize
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
Taco Bell for lunch
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Doug
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Man, go away!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Bob.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Santapplause!
Because they want to.
To go to the second hand shop
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
He lost his hearing.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
A read-only man.
Ouch!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Warren!
Urine trouble!
A. A power failure.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Not all of them.
Flip-Flips.
Russel
Can I please get a drink
Scott!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
He was a good conductor.
Park your car, man.
Tooth hurt-y.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
So they can bring two canopies.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Because their knee grows.
Coach
A farmer
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
