Antibiotics
Peas, man.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
He cantaloupe.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Because he lost his bat, man.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A branch manager.
12 months
Hiking
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Per version.
It made him wed his plants!
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
He lost it.
He wanted to work overtime.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
He wanted to feed the mouse.
O'Pressors
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Non-existent
They're married.
It fro's up.
Lou!
Your man is down'
He's resisting a rest!
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
A man who tries to be everything but himself
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
He was caught taking a leek.
3.99 a minute.
Ray!
Because of the sand which is there.
A chauffeur.
Because he always uses a razor.
Irish handcuffs.
It's just too hard.
No one knows it's never happened.
A tearjerker
When the power goes off.
He Apollo-gized.
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Darth Vader.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Manning was just a bit too much for them.
Because he was resisting a rest.
A condom.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
He was too far out man
Bob
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."
Because he didn't feel well.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
A widower.
He wasn't single.
It depends on the age.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
The Garden of Eden
Sarah Palin
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Because they can understand them.
Surname
Because he ate his pillow.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Sacrilegious.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Business kept falling off!
He wanted to take a month off.
42
The deceased!
The windows milk shake!
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
A Wind-up Merchant.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A taxi
It was a brief chase...
They both distrust men.
Every man for himself.
Divorce
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
A Moleionaire
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
From chasing cars.
He's been chasing parked cars.
Where to sir?
Turn off all the lights.
A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Cha Ching
He's got more money than cents
