A bomb vest does something when triggered.
There have been sightings of UFOs.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
About 60 pounds.
I dunno, i just click submit
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
One is a super hero and the other is a command.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
One mucks around in fountains.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
You pull down its genes.
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Snowballs.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
An egg gets laid.
The taste.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Yoghurt has a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
One has culture.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.
Snowballs
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
I don't know I just fly the drones
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
One of them is actually wanted!
The nun has hope in her soul!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
One is a superhero and the other is a command.
About 3 inches.
About three inches
Humans miss Harambe.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
About 5 drinks
About 7 beers.
A handgun only has one trigger.
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
About two weeks.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
One is a hunt on a course.
My car can make it to 50.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Attire.
A tire
A tire.
Attire
You can't tuna fish!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
A. You can't tuna fish.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
The egg actually gets laid!
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
Ones used for cunning stunts.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Nothing
Eggs actually get laid.
A voice.
The second letter.
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
Tyrone
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Paint it black.
They both got their fur low.
Bernadette!
SEVEN.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Bison.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Robbin Hood
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
To hide his nuts!!
Just 'Canadian'.
Because they all wore mittens.
Booze.
You invite two of them.
