People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
About 20 beers!!
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Pokemon Go always goes down on me
This joke will be back someday
About 8 pints
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Life eventually ends.
I haven't given up on my memes yet
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
Hillary got off Scott-free.
A knife has a point.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
One is still in the EU.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.
I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
You can sleep with a light on.
Attire.
About 3 weeks.
I don't know you tell me.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
When you ask them "2+2 is?":
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Because they're both cauldron
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
You can't gargle with the sand.
The knife has a point
There's none, both live for the hits.
About a day
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
I don't know I just fly the drone.
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
A sixth sense
I don't have an alcohol collection.
Sometimes the homeless get change.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Their parents.
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
Rick Grimes has two I's....
Paul Walker only crashed once.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
A triathlete doesn't go both ways.
Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.
A rental car can drive anywhere.
A $100 bill makes change
You can't top a good pizza joke.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
News of the elections is getting old.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
A battery has a positive side.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
About eighty years
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
It can neither fly
Logic
The crew.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
A couple of weeks
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Culture
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Dead people had lives.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
How high you tie it on a tree.
See you next month!
I only loved you for your body!
Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.
Incognitoad.
A major difference.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Hole is going to be huge!
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
There's a sale on at the fern store!
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
