A tire!
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Camel can go days without drinking!
Bernie Sanders exists.
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
One Space.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Bigfoot has been sighted.
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction
My couch pulls outs
The bond matures.*
A church bell peals from the steeple.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
A plaque.
By their names.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
An elevator has a GF
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
One is a weak one and the other one week!
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
You can unscrew a light bulb!
A torn ACL
The Devil has standards.
Restaurants have better servers.
A gooseberry is green!
3 years
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
So you're the one!
One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Attire.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.
The knife has a point.
Attire
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Sometimes i get the joke.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
The couch pulls out...
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
One does not simply walk into Mordor
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
Wendy's is never frozen.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
About two hours.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
One of them is organized.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
It's all in the grip.
One's gotta pee.
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
A handgun only has one trigger.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
There's none, both like clubbing.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Attire...!!
Organized crime.
Aggregated basalt
She was maid in France!
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
They'll tell you.
A Kami.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
They will tell you.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Price is right!
Because the prices are so steep
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Footage.
