I don't know I just fly the drones
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
One of them is actually wanted!
The nun has hope in her soul!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
One is a superhero and the other is a command.
About 3 inches.
About three inches
Humans miss Harambe.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
About 5 drinks
About 7 beers.
A handgun only has one trigger.
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
About two weeks.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
One is a hunt on a course.
My car can make it to 50.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Attire.
A tire
A tire.
Attire
You can't tuna fish!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
A. You can't tuna fish.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
The egg actually gets laid!
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
Ones used for cunning stunts.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Nothing
Eggs actually get laid.
A voice.
The second letter.
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
Tyrone
I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
A knife has a point.
Apart from the Spelling?
The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
The bond matures.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Ted can swim away from an accident.
A circus has a cunning array of stunts
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
About 5 inches.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
About a day.
Bricks get laid.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
A gambler might lose.
I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
One of them is a swift tailor.
Snowballs
Nothing, they both have 1 3
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
One's organized.
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Haw
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
One has a job.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
I didn't cottage in my pants
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
The spelling.
Earthquakes stop shaking
One can... "Get Hard"
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Little.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Newer magazines
About fifty pounds
I don't have a stamp collection.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
SEVEN.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Because they are planted in the spring!
Plant it in the spring.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Because they all wore mittens.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Depends..
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
It got flagged.
Paint it black.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
