They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
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2-3 weeks tops.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
A knife has a point.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
About 1400 dollars
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
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A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.
Greece doesn't have default settings!
A Dollar
An electron
Deep ends really.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Well, one things for sure
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
You can get cereal without nuts.
One has parents
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
The placement of the dirt bag.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
Batman can go to a store without robin.
Two letters.
The lumberjack has a job.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Ask them what OP stands for.
Newer magazines
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Nothing.
A dollar.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
A book has papers.
You can tune a chainsaw.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
I don't know I just fly the drones
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
The location of the dirtbag.
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
A large pizza can feed a family.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
The shoe has a sole
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
One dollar
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
Snowballs.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
9 polar bears
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
A mootation
On less person is drunk
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
One has cubs
A lawyer.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Independence Day
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
One's organized.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.
The nun has hope in her soul!
Bout tree fiddy.
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Quarkiplier
A top-of-the-lime model.
A sweet Dill.
DU-WHY!
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
Wha suh b?
Baaaaaeeeee!
Booze.
You invite two of them.
I'd like to buy an owl
Cos Chernobyl fall out
The first herd shot round the world!
Heck
