Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Weabooleans
A transparent ()
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Peers
XBOX JUAN
Isn't this using the internet backwards
My ex-wife
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
The elephants are using them as tampons
A moosecut!
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
An im-paw-ster.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Quack.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
STARbucks.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Alt right
Default
Keeping cows from falling apart.
Olive Oil.
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
They use Google Mops.
Imgrrrrrrr
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
A salt rifle.
A Luigi Board
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Because it is using steroids.
Parents.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
EFISHancy!
Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...
A. He uses "windows".
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Used Tampons
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
They use snail Polish.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Pair-a-dice!
This could use some salt.
A gyroscope.
They have to use their Endor voices.
That's grounds for divorce!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Using a pair of Caesars.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
They are used to being chaste.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Using a Luigi board!
Amazon'
By remixing it.
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
A Boosted Animal
WD-4D
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
He used a skeleton key.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Cth-Hulu
No wheezin'
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Pilates
You integrate it
Marsh-Mellows
Paypal
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
You use a pumpkin patch.
Lil Caesars
Cell phones.
Because it's not stroganoff.
Because they use honey combs!
Profanity.
Shar pei
James
An Or-phone.
An oncologist
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
They have trouble forming solutions.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
What are our scientists doing
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Moorse code.
Through sine language.
The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
A-social media
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