You let it sink in.
Bacon would go up!
He had a stalemate.
Business kept falling off!
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
I don't know but they're OK now.
The windows milk shake!
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
He got Pasta-toots.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
She was beside herself.
He got fired.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
A waynebow.
They have a custardy battle
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
They respawn.
He died in his teepee
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
UCLA
He waits for it at the next stop.
It wood rock.
Pupil: It's stolen!
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
Nobody nose.
Both crews were marooned.
Fell through the cracks.
He will B flat
This needs to happen.
It eggs-plodes!
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
She had mittens!
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
He cracked up.
The where petrified.
Nobody's herd.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
They change into brrrrrro's.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
He got the cold shoulder.
You would get severe frostbite.
There was a run on sentences.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
He lost his hearing.
You can hear a cough drop.
Depends.
Sheeran
It is put in imPRISMment!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
You get your job and your wife back.
It became a daddy short legs!
You pop up all night.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
The guy gets fierious.
None. It will happen itself.
It gets toad away
They will give you a piece of your mind.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Adam up and tell me the total!
He had a bad heir day
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
A good Friday
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
Guesu
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
