Because he wanted to be walled-in.
A cottage
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Business.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Just a phew!
Tsar-Chasm
The living room
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
Through the bat flap.
Unstable
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Samson he brought the house down!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Throw the guy out of the house.
Mortgage Freeman
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
A wrecking ball
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
No whey...
Phantom panes.
The outside
A Werehouse.
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
Fur-niture.
When the door is open.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
A tuba-four
I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He flips houses
Igloos it together.
A light house.
So he could watch the football
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He flips houses.
Biden
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
The SWAT team
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
He was having window pains I'm sorry
What if my house burns down
Igloos it back together.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Because there's no body there!
They got Snowden.
Dustin.
Car-pets!
House.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
When it's on the house.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because it's on the house.
The guy likes his power chords too much.
Homeless people have neither.
The house smells better!
Because he has gnocchi
And why is she wearing my underpants
Because he had gnocchi.
In a were-house
Build a house next to it.
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
He's snowed in.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
A raging Boehner.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Because he was *Baroque*.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A roundhouse.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Damn it!
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Mortgage freeman.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Because it was grounded.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Bing down the house!
Shingles.
Just pay for your pizza.
A Poultrygeist!
Because it was all on the house
Intruder window
A. He uses "windows".
Because a house can't jump.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Your grandparents.
They have to use their Endor voices.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
Because they're the ideal gas.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Pump-Kin
Nothing. He's a positron.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
We're both black guys.
She was pasteurized!
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
A truant!
I cry whenever I see them.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
