I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He flips houses
A light house.
So he could watch the football
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He flips houses.
Biden
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
The SWAT team
He was having window pains I'm sorry
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Because there's no body there!
They got Snowden.
Dustin.
Car-pets!
When it's on the house.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Because it's on the house.
The guy likes his power chords too much.
The house smells better!
Because he has gnocchi
Because he had gnocchi.
In a were-house
Build a house next to it.
He's snowed in.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because he was *Baroque*.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A roundhouse.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Damn it!
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Mortgage freeman.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Because it was grounded.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Bing down the house!
Shingles.
Just pay for your pizza.
A Poultrygeist!
Because it was all on the house
Intruder window
A. He uses "windows".
Because a house can't jump.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
They have to use their Endor voices.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
Because they're the ideal gas.
He prawned everything!
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
Get off me holmes!
With a victim cleaner.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Igloos it together.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
It was having window panes.
He goes nowhere.
Batman can go in a store without Robin.
Coach
An Aflacco
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Antfartica
Missouri.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
An irrelephant.
I'll be Bach.
The riddle of life!
It was stumped.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
You pay for the pizza.
