The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Son "Having an adopted son."
Cliff
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Bison
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
THESE are the brakes!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif
Arman.
That's my buoy!
Abort mission!
I miss you.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
The Son is attracted to black
Son of a Bith!
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Kim Jong-deux
Have a good one, son.
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
What son *Dad cries with joy
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Son: "Who's farted"
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
I'm Prada you son.
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Cliff.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
John is a bird.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
For Harambe.
Put it in the back yard.
Put him in your back yard.
Because you can put it in someones drink
Because to them love means nothing.
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
Rep Tiles
A head banger.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Head.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.