Ten-ish.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
Because then the children have to play inside.
ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Yesterday
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
Money's tight these days!
He took a day off
The mourning.
You meet new people every day.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
It's days were numbered.
Water.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
No problem, He sleeps at night.
The day they're Dubai.
They put on the Google!
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Paint the town red.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
To the wax museum.
Because everything is a steal.
Player: I finished it in three days!
Tooth-hurty
Fry-day
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Bison
Running into one could really ruin your day.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Because it was a government job.
New gloves for the cold days
He spent all day on the web.
It's Christmas, Eve!
C's the day!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Some day you will be red!
A sadder day.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
May Day!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Moandays.
His days were numbered.
Because it's Boxing Day!
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Because the chicken was having a day off!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Deja Moo!
Doris' day.
Another day.
Nocturtle
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Fangsgiving Day.
So,so.....
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Well I'll be damned!
Two days seems like a long time.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
He loves his pot.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
They all died in Tennessee
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Doesn't matter, still born.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
A flossopher!
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
Dude,I already did my time.
Five after one.
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Because their horns don't work.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
