They put on the Google!
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Paint the town red.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
To the wax museum.
Because everything is a steal.
Player: I finished it in three days!
Tooth-hurty
Fry-day
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Bison
Running into one could really ruin your day.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Because it was a government job.
He spent all day on the web.
It's Christmas, Eve!
C's the day!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Some day you will be red!
A sadder day.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
May Day!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Moandays.
His days were numbered.
Because it's Boxing Day!
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Because the chicken was having a day off!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Deja Moo!
Doris' day.
Another day.
Nocturtle
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Fangsgiving Day.
So,so.....
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Well I'll be damned!
Two days seems like a long time.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Time served
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Because they are missing two towers.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Everybody misses Harambe.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
They're both empty from the neck up.
