Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Remove the vowels in his rack.
Because they are missing two towers.
Ping Pong
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
In A minor.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Because its the only love they get.
The Qatar.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
A minor.
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
He always breaks the bat.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Because he's dead.
A cheetah
All those spikes hurt his hands
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
If you break a leg, you get cast
He played many more pieces.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
A Fall Out Boy.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
The games take 3 months to play!
The egg-stra.
Because fetch is not going to happen.
Guaca-mole!
He can never find the Loki.
Don't Break the Ice
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
RPG's
Annoying.
Kick boxing
An chestra.
A pianist
Both are a play on words.
Clash of Clams
Wom
Because he was Legoless
For playing wom
He didn't play well with udders.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because they will always steal the green cards.
A play on words.
Yakmanninov
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Hard Rock.
Because it was a play on words.
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Peekaboo.
Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
With his Shtick.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Cos(play)
High Steaks
He was caught playing in A minor.
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
Boo!
Adele
It makes their makeup run.
Because techies respawns
Umbros
Dokken
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Russell.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Mount Rushmore.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Ten-ish.
A metal band
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Neither can finish a play.
Because he's an Xboxer.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A conundrum
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Toucan play at that game!
He played a flat baroque piece!
Battleshvitz
Billiards and Billiards
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Rustle
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Algorithm.
Because no one will look for them.
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Chessturbation.
Amadeus on my dais.
Not very well at all...
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Beef Stroganoff
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
A corn has ears.
The time God took to cook us
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
North West
Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"
A fish tank!
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
Both think the shorter the better.
Crumbs!
Because its friends were anemones.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
More storage space.
