He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
If you break a leg, you get cast
He played many more pieces.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
A Fall Out Boy.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
The games take 3 months to play!
The egg-stra.
Because fetch is not going to happen.
Guaca-mole!
He can never find the Loki.
Don't Break the Ice
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Annoying.
An chestra.
Both are a play on words.
Wom
Because he was Legoless
For playing wom
He didn't play well with udders.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because they will always steal the green cards.
A play on words.
Yakmanninov
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Hard Rock.
Because it was a play on words.
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
With his Shtick.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Cos(play)
High Steaks
Boo!
Adele
It makes their makeup run.
Because techies respawns
Umbros
Dokken
Bloke chaps.
Russell.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Mount Rushmore.
Ten-ish.
A metal band
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Because he's an Xboxer.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A conundrum
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Toucan play at that game!
He played a flat baroque piece!
Battleshvitz
Billiards and Billiards
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Rustle
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Algorithm.
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Amadeus on my dais.
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Beef Stroganoff
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
La Cross
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
Hopscotts.
Because it is fiddly!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Legolas
Juan on Juan
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They've got no sole.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
The ghoulscorer.
They're lit.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Ball lightning
He got crossed up.
Stable-tennis!
Bare-a-cudas!
Discordant!
Follow the litre.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Woofleball
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
It was a boxer!
One strike, and they're out.
You can't!
They keep saying check, mate.
The fumble bee!
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Courtney.
Possum: Oh yeah
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
To Chicago
Call Baltimore, M.D.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
The Saxons!
Blow a little boogie into it!
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Walk in with $2 Million.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They're not trigger errors.
Progressive rock.
An algorithm.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
