Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Marco Polio
Play the piano until you find the right key.
Ennwii
Because he can't make 3's
Ten-ish.
House.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
The Nomad
He was too much of a bully!
Caps and robbers
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
They keep drawing!
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Guten tag!
Very carefully
A pun!
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
With a chihuahua pedal.
An Orcastra
Too many cheetahs!
A new age song.
Soul
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Depends on how many were photographed.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A cardvark!
Catch.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Syrian Mckellen
Rink injustice!
Because I ran
Play hide and shell.
Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
Friday by Rebecca Black
Ask them if they play league.
You can almost hear them.
I rack.
Play the change machines.
With a paira, paira, pairadice
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
To play the slop machine!
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Beef Stroganoff
Literally all gardening stops
Women should be first.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They where playing for the cup!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
When you are playing Charades.
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Wom.
Because of all the cheetahs
A pinch hitter.
He just started fiddling with it.
Because he can't run home
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
They always want to play leap frog with him
Diving
Role tied.
They respawn.
Moonopoly.
In case you get a hole in one!
Because he plays with pooh.
Europe
A Moosical
Default
Toyodas
To-mate-toes!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
You can't.
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Rattle-snakes.
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Toucan play at that game
Christian Bale
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Toucan
Her coach was a pumpkin
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
All the horses drowned
C minor
They had No Quarter
He got suspended.
Because she's probably a keeper.
You play it by ear.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Because he's got no arms.
Fiddler on the hoof!
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Their, they're, there
Take me to the airport.
Homeless
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
People laugh at my face.
After you." "No, after you."
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed
He'll have Nunavut
Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.
He couldn't handle his boos.
They all left.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Wow, this blew up!
He had loco motives.
