Squash.
Two flutists playing in unison.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
A Henman.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Ketchup baseball!
Because of all the cheetahs!
The team's kipper!
Molest them
I replied.
Neither of them can finish a play
I'll be Bach.
Get some furniture
A violator.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Nobody will look for them.
She always ran away from the ball
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Ready or not, hair I comb!
One.
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
They always get called for roughing.
Blair play!
Because he has holes in his hands
It wanted to play squash.
They always scratch.
She fell out of the tree.
Webley.
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
Don't get your sheets dirty!
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
They play music, not hockey.
Prankenstein!
Churn Down For What
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Marco Polio
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
They smack my bishop
Play the piano until you find the right key.
Ennwii
Because he can't make 3's
Ten-ish.
House.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
The Nomad
He was too much of a bully!
Caps and robbers
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
They keep drawing!
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A switch hitter.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Guten tag!
Very carefully
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
They're afraid of getting owned
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
A pun!
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
With a chihuahua pedal.
An Orcastra
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Too many cheetahs!
A new age song.
Soul
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Depends on how many were photographed.
It's Raining Men
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A cardvark!
Catch.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Syrian Mckellen
Rink injustice!
Because I ran
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Play hide and shell.
Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
Friday by Rebecca Black
Ask them if they play league.
You can almost hear them.
I rack.
Play the change machines.
With a paira, paira, pairadice
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
To play the slop machine!
Because he plays with Pooh.
Elephants Gerald
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Bison!
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
They don't play the beta.
A taxi
He felt Thor.
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
I reply "Taxes."
None, that's what students are for.
Skip to my loo.
Because Boston has all the cups!
On a beach near Boston.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because the cow has the utter.
