They keep getting caught in the net!
An algorithm.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A2 Brute.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
A Cheetah.
He plays batminton.
They are both over the counter strike
He didn't want to play second fidel
Because it's playing dead.
Stop playing it cagey!
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Fowl play!
Toucan play at this game.
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Shrank Sinatra
Because Americans don't play it.
He plays with Pooh.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Purranks.
Because then the children have to play inside.
Too many cheetahs.
Because it was baroquen.
They've never known what home is.
On April Ghoul's Day
They are missing two towers.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Because he plays with Pooh
Squash.
Two flutists playing in unison.
A Henman.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Ketchup baseball!
Because of all the cheetahs!
The team's kipper!
I'll be Bach.
Get some furniture
A violator.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Nobody will look for them.
She always ran away from the ball
Ready or not, hair I comb!
One.
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
They always get called for roughing.
Blair play!
It wanted to play squash.
They always scratch.
She fell out of the tree.
Webley.
Don't get your sheets dirty!
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
They play music, not hockey.
Prankenstein!
Churn Down For What
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Play the piano until you find the right key.
Ennwii
Because he can't make 3's
The Nomad
He was too much of a bully!
Caps and robbers
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
They keep drawing!
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Guten tag!
Very carefully
A pun!
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
With a chihuahua pedal.
An Orcastra
Too many cheetahs!
A new age song.
Soul
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Depends on how many were photographed.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A cardvark!
Catch.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Syrian Mckellen
Rink injustice!
Because I ran
Play hide and shell.
Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
It's sedimentary my dear Watson!
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Homeless
To the airport please
The star has a bright future.
Nebola
Because it was irr-elephant
Who cares.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
In Sink!
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Dry ice lacks of water.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
He's out standing in his field
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
