Because techies respawns
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Umbros
Because all the replays are in shlomo.
Derek Bin Jeter
Dokken
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Russell.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Mount Rushmore.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Ten-ish.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A metal band
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Neither can finish a play.
Because he's an Xboxer.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A conundrum
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Toucan play at that game!
He played a flat baroque piece!
They keep stealing green cards.
Battleshvitz
Billiards and Billiards
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Because he's dead.
Rustle
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Algorithm.
Because no one will look for them.
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Chessturbation.
Amadeus on my dais.
She sings with the other hand.
Not very well at all...
Because all the kids have to play in side.
They take all the green cards.
Beef Stroganoff
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because they steal all the green cards
La Cross
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
Hopscotts.
Because it is fiddly!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Legolas
Juan on Juan
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They've got no sole.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Shoot the first one.
The ghoulscorer.
They're lit.
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Ball lightning
He got crossed up.
Stable-tennis!
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
Bare-a-cudas!
Discordant!
Follow the litre.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
F18...B52...F18
Woofleball
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because they don't exist
It was a boxer!
One strike, and they're out.
You can't!
They keep saying check, mate.
The fumble bee!
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Courtney.
Possum: Oh yeah
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Catch my drift
An algorithm
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Twister
A tennis ball!
She should play the lottery too!
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Webley stadium!
It plays a big tractor.
A mouse organ!
A pin.
Loinback.
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
A Moosician!
Its the only place she can get love.
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Let's Rock and Roll.
Cameron film are needed to take pictures!
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Strait out of cotton
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
When the power goes off.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Because you can never be too careful.
They don't play the beta.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.
