La Cross
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
Hopscotts.
Because it is fiddly!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Legolas
Juan on Juan
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They've got no sole.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
The ghoulscorer.
They're lit.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Ball lightning
He got crossed up.
Stable-tennis!
Bare-a-cudas!
Discordant!
Follow the litre.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
F18...B52...F18
Woofleball
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
It was a boxer!
One strike, and they're out.
You can't!
They keep saying check, mate.
The fumble bee!
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Courtney.
Possum: Oh yeah
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Catch my drift
An algorithm
Because no one will look for them.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Twister
A tennis ball!
She should play the lottery too!
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Webley stadium!
It plays a big tractor.
A mouse organ!
A pin.
Loinback.
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
A Moosician!
Its the only place she can get love.
Play with others.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
He has a no-trade Claus
Baseball he's a pitcher.
Write 'pp espressivo'.
You play wom with it.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Too many Cheetahs.
A cheetah!
They keep getting caught in the net!
An algorithm.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Play with its citorus
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A2 Brute.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Smash Brothers
A Cheetah.
He plays batminton.
A rubber band.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
They are both over the counter strike
He didn't want to play second fidel
Because it's playing dead.
Stop playing it cagey!
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Fowl play!
Toucan play at this game.
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Shrank Sinatra
Because Americans don't play it.
He plays with Pooh.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Purranks.
Two women playing pool.
Because then the children have to play inside.
Too many cheetahs.
Because it was baroquen.
They've never known what home is.
On April Ghoul's Day
They are missing two towers.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
When he owns it.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Is unwise, apparently.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
A gun has one trigger.
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Don't get me started.
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Manhatin'
