5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
Both got screwed out of office
To screw in the lightbulb.
Why does it have to be a group activity?
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Literally dozens.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Fish
Bingo!
A Basilian.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Fish.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Amen.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
One....Two...One, Two...
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
None, because they can't change anything.
Nun.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
She is allergic to nuts.
None. They already glow.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Wanna go ride bikes?
Hella.
DATA EXPUNGED
Because he screwed his wife!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
All of them.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Let's go ride our bikes.
Cause they want the D.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Five. It's a huge problem.
Relatively few
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
The lottery.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
A Brazilian
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Because he was screwing around.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
To get to the other side!
They said IT couldn't be done
One.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Two. Obviously.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
EOM
Wanna go ride bikes??
None, they prefer Natural Light
Both of them.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
5,6,7,8!
Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?
A dumpster.
Middle school.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Because he was in-tents
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
H2OOOHHHGG
Blankets.
They're afraid of the shots.
