5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
To screw in the lightbulb.
Why does it have to be a group activity?
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Literally dozens.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
Fish
Bingo!
A Basilian.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Fish.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Amen.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
One....Two...One, Two...
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Nun.
Less than twelve parsecs.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
One? Or two? One?.... Or two?
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
Two, but you have to get them in there first.
She is allergic to nuts.
None. They already glow.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Wanna go ride bikes?
Hella.
Because he screwed his wife!
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Zero. Somebody already did it.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Let's go ride our bikes.
Cause they want the D.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Relatively few
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
A Brazilian
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Because he was screwing around.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
To get to the other side!
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
EOM
Wanna go ride bikes??
None, they prefer Natural Light
Both of them.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
5,6,7,8!
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
7
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Lightbulb.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Two, two... One, two.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
Just one, but it takes three episodes.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
Because it is in tents
Camping. Its in tents.
Blankets.
They're afraid of the shots.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Just a phew!
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
11 Because it has another 1
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Me, and only me!
She's always objectifying people.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Because they crack themselves up!
By telling them knock knock jokes!
