One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
Hella
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Indeterminate
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
Just one more guys I promise.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
None, just upgrade to windows
Yishan
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Bingo!
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
None. The mods do that for her.
You got a friend in me.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
None, that is a hardware problem.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.
Because it was screwed up!
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Click here to find out!
Replace the nails with screws.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
She's never finished screwing people.
A fish!
A. Bingo!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
WHAT
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
I've got a bone to pick with you
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
Driver
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*
A shotgun shell.
What's a light bulb
1
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Ya know what Just screw it.
Two, as always.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Zero, its already lit
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
It had a screw loose.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To get to the other side!
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
We may never know the truth.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
She screws you two nights in a row.
The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Soup
I want to know her secret
They have the knights watch.
Garbage gets picked up.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Pillow fight.
Hypothermia.
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
They can not stand stakes!
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he has no proper tea!
Attire.
