A Remote control
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Throw the guy out of the house.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
A reptile dysfunction.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
A Friar
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Remains to be seen.
Jim.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
He came to work baked.
He catches a buzz.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Women working at 900 numbers.
Because they knead the dough.
An Official.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Chop chop.
Wake me up before you go-go
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Because 7,8,9
His loving knife.
An acrocat!
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
A bad news bear
The business plan.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
They briefly open one eye.
Wooden you like to know
Alloys.
IHOP
An investigator.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Neither work when you open windows.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Getting all high and mighty
He calls it a work of art.
A group of dentists who work together.
Me: Getting into my sports bra.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
How'd that work out for him
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Decaf coffee!
They're way too into Stalin
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
He just couldn't tape it anymore.
A dry doc.
Light mouse work.
There still working on it...
Working legs.
It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
Ability to work under pressure.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A yeaster bunny!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Show your work.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
IBM
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He wanted to work overtime.
Because you want them to work don't you
Nail: Did you work the shaft
A sic joke
By rabbit transit!
They both work on crowded platforms.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
They have such a high turnover rate.
Because he got Snowden
He couldn't see himself doing the work
I work on a different plane
Because they work.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Guardians of the galaxy
Because it was two tired...
IPatch
Cause it had a hard drive.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
By icicle.
Around the cluck!
HR Department.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Bean working very hard today!
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
Me
A sailor.
A kleptomaniac!
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Check mate"..
Very little.
Because he said he loves miso.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Pro work
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Zeros and Juans.
A book has papers.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
They were in a relationship!
Spaghetto
They know how to work under the hood!
