It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
A bad news bear
The business plan.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
They briefly open one eye.
Wooden you like to know
Alloys.
IHOP
An investigator.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Neither work when you open windows.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
He calls it a work of art.
A group of dentists who work together.
Me: Getting into my sports bra.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
How'd that work out for him
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Decaf coffee!
They're way too into Stalin
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
He just couldn't tape it anymore.
A dry doc.
Light mouse work.
Working legs.
Ability to work under pressure.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A yeaster bunny!
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Show your work.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
IBM
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He wanted to work overtime.
A sic joke
By rabbit transit!
They both work on crowded platforms.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
They have such a high turnover rate.
Because he got Snowden
He couldn't see himself doing the work
I work on a different plane
Because they work.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Guardians of the galaxy
Because it was two tired...
IPatch
Cause it had a hard drive.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
By icicle.
Around the cluck!
HR Department.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Bean working very hard today!
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
Me
Ulta Magnus!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
The hospital ran all out of patience
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Why do we have to do all the work
OC Dino-sore
A lawn moo-er.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Neither one works.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
His doughter.
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
A buzzness suit!
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Because its horn doesn't work.
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
He was on his coffin break.
I'll catch you later!
Korea driven.
Someone who works in a mint.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Demeter wasn't working.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
They're willing to work peanuts!
All seven or eight of them.
Working at a winery.
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because it's all play.
Deciding which to tell people first.
Being 5 foot 6
With a Hodor
Hodor
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A-tyre
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Slip and slide around.
We're walking four abreast.
I'm confused.
Hodor! Hodor!
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
