In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Because she already has 315 degrees.
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
You've never heard of him.
So you know what shows to watch.
Lots
Your parents would know!
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
He knows a lot about black holes
They will tell you.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
They are still there.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Washer? I don't even know 'er!
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
There are posts on the frontpage
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
In the Sith grade.
Some nights, I don't know.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
You have to read ursine.
Tooth hurty
Because there are more birds on that side.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Because they don't know the words.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
He can't go anywhere without Robin'
When you have babies on purpose
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
The Leafs are out!
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
A widow.
He types, "HALOL"
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
He knows where all the bad girls live
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
We're not sandwiches.
The big hand touches the little hand.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because she didn't know which one came first!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because all they know is de feet
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
You get mourning wood.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
I don't know and I don't care.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Lots.
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
You know they won't be seeing other people.
Dead
The snow on top of it has melted.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
When it's past your eyes.
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
So they know where to stop shaving
He read it in the Hobbituary.
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
I know that peel.
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
You can sense his presents.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
They have the knights watch.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Unbereavable.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
A table can support itself
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Unfazed*
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
I came. I saw. I concurred.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
A log n truck.
Shellular*, of course...
