Episcopaleontologists
When it's down to it's last quarter.
He makes a fe-line for the door.
You don't know which witch is which!
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
He gets stumped.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
Zero, because none of them knows how to
I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
The food tastes funny.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
It smells like teen spirit.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
The door won't close
Their mouth is moving.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
I can see you
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.
They'll tell you.
I don't know
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
General Knowledge
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
I dough know.
They are probably in better shape than you.
The Polish.
They know how to work under the hood!
He is going to tell you.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
He knew a short cut.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
A surgeon.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Don't worry, they will tell you.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Don't worry they'll tell you
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
I don't know I just fly the drones
A stretch
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
A pork chop.
Because you already know she'll work out.
A widow
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
It's all out of eggs.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
A wizard is never late.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
He already told you so.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.
Because they don't know the words.
An engi-near!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
You take it to the Moo-seum.
Not many of them know how to dance.
Snow Balls
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Who wants to know?
It put a ring on it.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
They already know everything.
Edward Snowed-in
Blizzards.
Why do we have to do all the work
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because they are missing two towers.
Vault Disney
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
A $20 bill
Inflation
Sans Sheriff.
Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
She'll let it go!
Quarkiplier
Amiigo
They only had 2 trucks
