And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
I don't know it's lard to tell.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Because I've met herbivore.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
It's a place of udder delight.
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
They know their knots.
Starburst!
Its one of his joke.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Wooden you like to know
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Lola.
Sorry.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because he's Haydn!
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I don't know. It was an inside joke.
She was maid in France!
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Tae-fawn-doe
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
There's really no sure way to know.
A Connosaur
When he's jalapeno business!
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Shrugs.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
He has a big E on his pajamas.
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Her crayons are still sticky.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
They 'loin' fast!
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Victoria's Secret...
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
They'll tell you.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
It was a clear day
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Depends...
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
They already told you.
Because it's whey strained.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
A Pedo File.
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
They like it!
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
It gets jalapeno face.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Ell if I know
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
Ya know what Just screw it.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Because he's been snooping around.
I don't know, you tell me.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
The thesaurus.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
A chauffeur.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Neptunes!
A call-em
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
100$ bill
A $20 bill
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Holy Guacamole
Microchips
Let's be Avenue
She would always let it go.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, PETA can't change anything.
