He knows where all the naughty girls live.
They all left.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
When the blind try to read your face.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
She could never say no to apple.
I know where we're going.
Oh, they'll tell you.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Intermittenly.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
No1: Don't tell everything you know.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
We may never know the truth.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
You can almost hear them.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
He was a little pail.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
God knows.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
They'll both bite at anything!
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
I don't know but they're OK now.
They just click you know
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Alda time you knew who it was!
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
They mean what they say.
You should know more than your dog.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He's taking over the Poles.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The leash goes slack
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
No one can ever know.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
They'll tell you
I don't know but I can look it up for you.
Watson the menu
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.
There's more geese on that side.
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
An icebreaker
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Do you know how to drive this thing
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
They're pro-teen!
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Hell if I know.
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He went oui, oui.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Claude!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Sparkie.
Names
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
Honestly, no idea!
The Bald Eagle is free c:
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
