All they ever say is Mao.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
The Leafs are out!
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
He types, "HALOL"
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
I don't know, just some dude.
He knows where all the bad girls live
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
We're not sandwiches.
The big hand touches the little hand.
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because she didn't know which one came first!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
Because all they know is de feet
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
You get mourning wood.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
I don't know and I don't care.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Lots.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Dead
The snow on top of it has melted.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
When it's past your eyes.
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
They'll tell you.
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
I don't know, I just fly the drone
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
I don't know. Neither did she!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
So they know where to stop shaving
He read it in the Hobbituary.
You get mourning wood
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
American.
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
I know that peel.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Loki, because he is low-key.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
You can sense his presents.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
They have the knights watch.
Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
An etymologist knows.
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Unbereavable.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
He has one clean finger.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
A casket
A thought.
I really don't know.
Because I am.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
Because he's not apparent.
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Darth: I have felt your presents
The entrance is a dumbledore.
I don't know. It's a Mistery.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
I want to know her secret
It has shingles.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
It was rated PG-13.
Holy Guacamole
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Aerith-matic.
Enlightenmint!
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
They gotta catch 'Jamal
Matt
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
I don't know.
They have 3 long strong legs.
