Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
A schoolbus full of children.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because he couldn't Bear children.
Because they're rated
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
She remembers them by their last names.
A prestidigitator tot!
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
One child in ten buckets.
After the last dog they just ate.
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
To make them happy before they die.
Ginger-bred
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Donald Dump
Bombs
Fight for your right to padre
They both were recently ironed.
Claustrophobic
Ginger bread
Dead parents
HEAVEN!!
He has a hollow-weiner.
Disney movies can still touch children.
Kim Jong-Deux.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Backwards.
Jose and Hose B
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
TWIGERING
Nobody knows yet.
They can both bring out the child from within.
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
1%
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Let's go ride our bikes!
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
It had a reptile dysfunction!
Because he had a Halloweenie!
Kimistry
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
An eggnogstic
Going to Thailand with your own children
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
To get to the other slide.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Because they are very touching
A stand up driver.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Wanna go swimming?
A balloon animal!
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Freedom
Michael Jackson
Take away their beds...
Giving the pope an errection
So we can think about a solution in silence
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
A kid who loves halalpenos
Possum: Oh yeah
His young'uns
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because he's not apparent.
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.
A-flat minor
As developing children their knee grows.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Nuts and bolts
Frank
Learning from your mistakes.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
At Toys We Is
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
Cotton balls
Because then the children have to play inside.
Because they practice relative dating!
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
When he's a miner.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
A transparency review.
Children
A minor
Per version.
A Petophile
He wanted to have webbed feet.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
A real hootenanny!
A short woman trying like hell.
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Atrophy.
Aluminatti foil
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A full set of teeth.
