The alphabat.
Papal
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Asworstos.
You add a dab of glue.
Because he was always pinching things.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
A bullet.
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Spits*
Now I wonder the same thing.
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
It's rear end!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Jar Jars.
He likes to keep things low key.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
I ain't Willie Nelson.
A. They really raised Cain.
Anne hath a way.
The corpse.
The satis-factory.
The business plan.
You've got a lot of potential, son.
A cosmetrologist.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Go big or go home
Walks home.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
They take things literally.
Your fingers.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Parrot says, "Africa."
A weapons designer for the First Order.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Because they research everything.
A pro-noun!
Reposts
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Because clams are shelf-ish.
A boa constructor.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
They're married.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
It makes his Dagobah faster.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Older
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
Czarcasm.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
With ConCurrency, of course.
They use astro knots.
Lawn chair.
He was turning things over in his mind.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Try to neghostiate.
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
1961
Oh yeah...39
Do you know how to drive this thing
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!
HOOO did that!
A sailor.
Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
They just couldn't sort things out.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
I'm not Willie Nelson
WD-4D
Two test tickles
Recalculating route.
Paypal
That thing hurts!
He had a loco motive.
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
An Infantry
Baby don't hurt me.
Because tea leaves.
They're scared of Wales.
The brick will eventually get laid.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
What's fastest thing in the world?
An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.
About 3000 miles!
Turn off the Playstation.
