I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
He was trying to bust a move
He was dyslexic.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
Because there is no try.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Get in the Karma.
A short woman trying like hell.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
It's the bot that counts.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
He was sinusoidal.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Try two pairs of stilts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Try picking them up!
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Try to cheer it up.
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
An ingestigation
Ice-is
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Donald, Duck!
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
Fo' Frizzle
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Try or try not, there is no do.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Why don't you try icing it
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Vaporeon
Their best
Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."
Curses, foiled again!
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
Trying to hold on to a thought.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Have you ever tried worm pie!
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Udder destruction
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Secretary: My lawyer.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
You better not try to start anything.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because it was found on the ground.
You're trying my patients!
Trying to get out of his grave.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
A Hesi-tater
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Because he tried to get fresh.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because it's their Michonne.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
He felt Thor.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Try to get her off!
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
A weapons designer for the First Order.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat!
Insufficient funds.
He's from Team Rocket
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Basic training.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
They both only really work on paper
He wanted to work overtime.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Molar opposites.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Because that I totally get.
I'm Prada you son.
A son Bern
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
