Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
A Hesi-tater
Because he tried to get fresh.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because it's their Michonne.
He felt Thor.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
A weapons designer for the First Order.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat!
Insufficient funds.
He's from Team Rocket
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
A man who tries to be everything but himself
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Turned down 4 watt
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
I'd autotune him out.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Udder destruction.
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
A pyrite!
Namaste.
I am not a cook
Adam you gotta try this!
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Try to neghostiate.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
You wanna pizza me!
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
Drummers.
Because "There is no Try."
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
This is non-cents!
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
An instagator!
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Windows 10.
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Because old Hobbits die hard...
A roundhouse.
A liar.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Liberace
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Stirring it.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Time served
He Jar Jar Blinked.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Boooooogers!
