Because it's white and settles on their land
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
Lupus
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
Because Freedom Rings.
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
Free Ballin - Foo Fighters
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
She hated objectification.
Because it ends with A-men
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Any
They hate plaque buildup.
Because all proper tea is theft.
They keep falling through his hands.
Because he hates crosswalks
He was following the Tsar.
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Because he hates capitalism.
They could never do it before it was cool
Sun of a beach
Puns
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
The feet
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
The slide into poverty.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Because he's a horse racist.
They're always cutting lines
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Pop music.
A 4chan!
Because of all the Hymns.
They were fried in ancient grease!
French press
Cause it's an all mail business.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
TeX-MeX
It was the Wong choice
They act too paowerful
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
A face palm.
Because it gives them square roots
They keep Terran.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
Turnover.
They always fall back on old habits.
They were never comfortable with integration.
They both hate the French press
They both have a hated governor.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
They hate getting cured.
Because they hate French Press!
Because she was too ahoof.
Because they hate Tibet.
He hates camping
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
Because everyone hates chain mail.
A condom.
Because he was in the coo klux klan
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
A Chromophobe.
Fast food
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Because they can't even
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Because they bring Mayflowers
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Because they're the wurst.
Because he hated the B shu!
Cuz he's jalapeno.business
Democracy
They can not stand stakes!
Don't Stop
Because they recognise Ty won
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Because he always called shotgun
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Because it's soda pressing.
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
Ripostes
Divs within Divs within Divs...
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
Because they never leave a tip.
There were no jokes in the Post.
Redundancy.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Statue bro?
On the Inkernet.
It wasn't his type.
Not a ton
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
Because the land does not wave back.
Because people are dying to get in!
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Poor hunters
