Snotzis.
Brazilian soccer players.
A plain bagel.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
A pearrot
A garbage truck. I'm sorry.
Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)
Because there's more birds in it.
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
Caribou can't fly.
You want flies with that?
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
No idea man, im just flying the drone.
Southwesteros
A bagel
A dead bird.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A mocking bird!
A baseball team
They were scared of sparks flying.
The hell out of there.
I don't know I just fly the drone.
He flew off the Handel
Your man is open!
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Not enough leg room!
Because he Neverlands.
It can neither fly
The plot for Wall-E
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
I dunno I just fly the drone.....
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Electro cute
Plane" Bagels!...
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
A parking lot.
Hey.. you're looking fly
Quid each.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Because it's grounded.
Times fun when you're having flies
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
A bee flying backwards
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
They quack up
Because Han was flying so low.
Electro
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
They ostrich-sized him
Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
They both fly, except for the mole...
About 6 hours.
They both think they can fly.
Bagles
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Buzz.....
Whoa did you hear that?
A Magpie.
Everyone got swine flu
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Inosaur.
I don't know I just fly the drone
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.
Clive, usually.
Swine flu
The Hare Force
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
How should I know? I just fly the drones.
A shellocopter. damn homies
They both have flies on them.
Cause they would quack up.
Owl
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
Your so fly man
A magic banana...
He usually flies twice as high.
Because then they would be bay-gulls.
The higher it flies, the much.
In hareplanes.
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
Its to far to walk.
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
A hot air baboon!
Because she was a litter bug.
The dragon-fly.
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
Your car.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Jim shorts.
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Their bills are over dew
Because they get under your skin.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Because he ate his carrion.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
