You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
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A cow that can milk itself!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
1%
From moscow
Whole milk.
Boo bees
Milked out!
Mlk
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
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Because they are lack toes intolorent.
Who still doesn't know about milk
A milk tank!
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A cow can't be milked for 70 years.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Steal her saucer.
An udder failure!
Both will go bad in 9 days.
Milk of amnesia!
He needed the cowlcium.
When it gets pasteurise.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
They both taste a bit swampy
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
Elephino...
Ell if I know
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
A zombie.
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Put it in a square cup
Because Freedom Rings.
They had reservations.
