Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
It's a match made in Heaven!
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
The loser was 'thore'
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Go bless yourself.
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
God knows.
God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
God: A toddler.
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
A nun only serves one God.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
To the dog.
A shampoodle
The bathtub.
Mourning Sickness.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
An I-shoulda-pede.
Because the servers cannot be found
Your honor.
We are both a lawyer.
Because it makes cents (sense).
It just makes cents.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Just a little before Eve
A sand bar.
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